Fun Frames is the Jessica Simpson of photo editing tools

Hahaha. Ok. Stop. Enough geekery.

So, this is supposed to be an arresting contraption from LG. I don’t much care for LG. Personally, I am a Sony Ericsson person because, impersonally, my association with Motorola has been similar to that with men. It often died on me when I was most in need of it and no amount of charging sufficed. And it cracked when I threw it against the wall. Ahem.

The Lotus is compact at 3.3 x 2.4 x 0.7 inches and looks like, well, a makeup compact. True, this design increases the phone’s cute factor by a power of ten but it also lowers its useful index by a power of twenty. Because it’s so small, the QWERTY keys are crammed together making it difficult to dial, text or even navigate around menus — even if you’re blessed with dainty digits.

So that nixes any possibility for me coz I don’t have dainty digits. More like bear paws. Oh! And whats the deal with those ghastly floral prints? Looks like a particularly disdainful cheongsam made by an Indian (East Asian, in the name of political correctness) tailor in Florida. Or something.