Ball Gags and Bondage Corsets : Pakistan’s new cottage industry

Our plucky little neighbors up north know a thing or two about tiding recessionary times.

Recently, when a curious employee inquired about the purpose of the sleep sack, a sleeping bag-like product used in certain kinds of bondage, she was told it was a body bag for the American military in Iraq.

I too, once, tried setting up a bondage hoodickey in my basement.This was sometime back in the 40s. It was a roaring success and I made a neat profit of $15 over a period of 3 years. Then Congress booted the Brits out of power, we got independence and stuff and it was a total waste; their socialist undertakings ruined my business.  Thanks to them I don’t even have a basement now.
Apparently, socialists are against any form of sado-masochistic endeavors. Another reason to vote Modi and Co to power this time.  They are supportive of all forms of sexual and non-sexual torture. And the accompanying apparatus.

UPDATE! Sony Ericsson makes the worst headphones for mobiles ever. Like. Ever. Either that or I have weird ears. But, its scientifically impossible for people from my clan to have weird ears so it must be Ericsson. You can never do things right if Ericsson constitutes your name. Thats the bottomline.

More UPDATES! Their repair centres are still worse. I am courier-ing them an infected pig. It’s either that or anthrax. I will update whence the plan is executed.