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Entries from May 2009

A journey to the ends of Chinese fowl

May 29, 2009 · 3 Comments

Life is pretty darn unpleasant these days. Traveling sucks the fun out of most glorious mornings when you could  just be splayed on a stuffed to the brims couch, leading a happily sedantary life as opposed to getting suburnt in Alaska. I am not entirely against discovering idiosyncracies of a hitherto overpopularized culture but I lack the slippery insanity of , say, a Megan McCormick. That girl is delicately perched on the cusp of eternal madness and a writing deal with Conde Nast. It’s vile on both accounts. You are hardly to find me banging on about some prodigious horned melons brought to South American coasts by the first bunch of the Conquistadors or something equally surreal. Niether do I take any particular pleasure in encouraging the  culinary exuberance of the natives. In fact, I positively detest it. I didn’t just fly a gazillion miles, leaving mammoth carbon footprints (I don’t have kids and I am not likely to breed anytime soon, so to hell with the glaciers melting in the Arctic, get your kids to take swimming lessons if they want to survive my generation’s abuse of this planet), while subjecting myself to the torture of watching Eddie Murphy “classics” in a plane that was held together by some scotch tape and enormous quantities of gum, so that  you could hand me a bucket of chicken claws to nibble on. Hell, no. If the Good Lord wished for me to comprehend weird Chinese eating habits, he would have made me Chinese. That rests the argument. The widely renowned scientist, Dr Colonel Sanders, invested his blood, sweat, tears and mustard in determining exactly what parts of a bird should be served in an oversized tub to make an aptly fattening snack, and I don’t think talons were it.

On second thoughts, you may want to dispute that chickens are not known to possess talons. Then, if I may ask you – Have you ever encountered Chinese fowl (or even a fowl Chinese)?

Yeah. I didn’t think so.

Its just the me and the Tibetan goat herders then.

Update!

I keep hearing news about increased racial attacks on Indian students in Australia. It’s disheartening to imagine those peace loving buzzards from the Southern Hemisphere perform such damnable acts of violence. It tarnishes the island nation’s image of everlasting innocence. Perhaps, they have us (Indians) confused with the Koreans. Not that I would recommend hurling “suspected” petrol bombs at Korean people but other than that I can’t think of a more rational reason. Ozzies aren’t exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree anyway. I once met an Australian tourist outside Leopold, he insisted on addressing me as Sheila. Barmy rodent!
I repeatedly told him that Sheila is the name of the screeching harridan who gave birth to me. He couldn’t fathom the difference so I slapped him with a pink wig.
So, the gist of the story is, always have some false hair handy when you catch  sight of an Australian.

I spoke to an old acquaintance in Queensland about the sad events.
This is what he had to say:

Ever been to Brazil in the summers? Land as dry as a nun’s nasty. Me mate, bloody sandgroper, chucks a fucking sickie at landing, think he is gone troppo anyway – that gutful of piss. Don’t get me started on the grog, slimey shit and the cooks are top whackers, they don’t mind spitting dummies when torched. The Brazilian man is a pissing hoon I reckons. Not quite the full quid, any of them. The ladies no better. I says to this one tasty lolly, I says – Even been to the Lucky Country? What does I get? A bunch of fives, thats what! Touring Rio is hard yakka. The old fella hurts.

He makes little sense, of course. We can’t blame him for he is only half human. Like all other Oz inhabitants, the other half of him is a dingo wallaby.
In any case, 89.7% of all Australians are Arab. While 75.6% of all Arabs are from Delhi.
Aha! now it all makes sense.

Some gentle Aussie lads participating in an act of group revelry. Torchbearers of the moderatism that Australia is well known for.

Categories: Adventours · My Experiments with Fruit
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Nobody wants to have a somewhat dead parent

May 27, 2009 · 4 Comments

Mother is fast turning into a flaming hypochondriac, its either that or she is really edging towards eventual croakdom, one hypertensed step at a time. I’d like to give her the benefit of the doubt, she is still very annoying in that youthful sort of way,  so I dearly hope she would not go belly up anytime soon. It’d be a trifle inconvenient to lose both the nagging progenitors  in a span of 3 years. I couldn’t do much about the first one but I’d be damned if I have to suffer the tragedy of living with a somewhat dead parent again.
The Oxford Poetry scandal is seemingly fatuous to say the very least and yet for all it’s melodramatic undertones, Matt Burnet still has to claim it for a nerve grinding reality television “feast”.
Though I am mighty surprised to see how little media scrutiny  it has warranted in the blogosphere. Are they willingly  ignoring this great “Miltonesque epic“, unfolding right before their bleary eyes, or have they all gone Stevie Wonder blynd?
Seriously, I suffer dismay at the measly count of blopoets (blogging poets) who have written their tiny little poet hearts out support ing one or another or perhaps both of the thespians. Shocking. No one seems to concern themselves with the advent of dirty politics in the poetry world anymore. What kind of blasphemed earth we have inherited! Hardly fit for civilization, any of these cavalier fools. For, what has all human evolution taught us but, to claw each other’s eyes out over literary fanadangos that threaten to polarize all of personkind worse than the Middle East crisis.
I , on my part, am delighted by the stupendous hand dealt to that  Bearded Indian Bloke/The Other Guy/The José Carreras of Oxford Poetry Teachers (you get my drift), who was always a non-competitor in the original race.
The only thing that could top this drama is if by some twist of fate both Barcelona and Manchester U cancel each other out of the finals leading Mohan Bagan or East Bengal to a thundering victory.
Miracles do happen. Ask Jesus. Or the guys at Gitmo.

Categories: Literary Kinks · Parental Woes
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*Insert your own lyrical musing here*

May 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Monday Playlist revealed on a Tuesday.
The Inner Dj is spinning …

Lie in the Sound – Trespassers William
Hugging my grudges – The Boy least likely to
Chasing Jane – Randy Edelman
Hanging on a Curtain – Morphine
Makeup – Everybody else
Give me the words – Nouvelle Vague
Set it on fire – Jeremy Enigk
Don’t Go Racing – Jeremy Enigk
Hang Wire – The Pixies
Darkest Light – LaFayette Afro Rock Band
Close your eyes – Christophe Beck (Instrumental)
Loaded Gun – Hednoize

Relish. In. The Rains.

Categories: Musiqa · Persona
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My Things I Love Or Something Like That List

May 22, 2009 · 6 Comments

Here is my list of 7 things I love.

• Listening to retro pop on a loop
• Playing darts. Or just generally throwing sharp, pointy things at other people’s heads
• Shooting frames; photography has replaced LSD as my expensive hobby now
• Dancing on tables, car tops, in  gardens when it starts to drizzle or a hose pipe breaks. In short, anywhere except a legitimate dance floor in a club.
• Discrediting theories during drunken arguments and symposiums
• Speed (I mean the actual speed, the scalar entity, you know that thing you get when you  divide distance by time. Though the other speed is not half as bad either)
• Traveling in dismal conditions (I don’t love this as much as I am reduced to taking boats to go from Russia to Japan since I mostly can’t afford airfares, its lovely nevertheless, to be stuck in a horribly overpopulated raft with sweaty vodka chugging Estonian brick layers)
• Midnight snacks. Actually, any kind of eating ranks pretty high on my list of things I love. I could eat any ‘roid heavy, redneck truck driver under the table

I am inclined to believe that those are more than 7 but given that I suffer from dyslexia, I can’t count upwards of 2.
Take it or leave it.

We were discussing Feluda at work. Actually, it started with Topshe and the resemblance a colleague bears to him; it ended with how hot Satyajit Ray really was. We are deep intellectuals, as you can gather.

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So, like, funny stuff keeps happening man..

May 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

From South Park
Mr Garrison : So, Damien, where are you from?
Damien : The seventh layer of hell!
Mr Garrison : Oh! That’s exciting! My mother was from Alabama.


At a cafe

About To Be A Bride : Well, we are planning to spend 2 weeks in Phuket for our honeymoon.
Ex-Bride/Advice Giver # 1 : Hmmmm… Carry a lot of tissues. Like a 2-3 boxes.
About To Be A Bride : *puzzled mug*
Ex-Bride/Advice Giver # 2 : Yeah. I carried a box on my honeymoon. And I ran out!
About To Be A Bride: Do you only do it on the tissue then?

I thought towels were ideal to line the conjugal bed. Anywhoo.

I still haven’t compiled The List of Things I Love. Possibly because I have been spending time learning corporate rope-tricks, namely the art of poaching; not for black bucks but most definitely can guarantee some big bucks. If my career continues to gallop at this stunning rate, very soon I will be able to afford residence in a building that provides running water. Perhaps even air-conditioning at some point in time.

By the way, to say that all people in the business world are lying, thieving swines of first order would be a dainty understatement. We are, indeed, a lot better placed on The Ladder Of The Most Cunning Thievery You’d Ever Witness than usually believed.
The remainder of my time has been spent chatting some amiable and some not so amiable drunks in Bombay’s most scrabous watering holes. Apparently, everyone can speak some Malay after you put 10 pints of unadulterated bitter in them. What a revelation. I will post snippets from these delightful tete-a-tete session. Or as a SoBo faux fashionista proclaimed – tit-a-tit sessions. Some of my most well-spent and truly darling evenings, I’d say.
Now back to Jaakko Hintikka and The Logical Structure of Questions. And really, Who killed Roger Ackroyd?
And why the hell did they leave Dan behind?

Wonders never cease.

Categories: Filofishy · My Experiments with Fruit · Uncomfortably Dumb
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Kreativ with a K (and missing an E)

May 21, 2009 · 1 Comment

A rather lovely poet type person has bestowed this (undeserving) honor upon me.

I haven’t had the opportunity to make my list of 7 things I love, which is tough given that whole nihilism thing I seem to enjoy so much. I also suspect that writing Diego Bunuel 7 times won’t count, so I am handing it out to 7 other people I think are godbleepinawesome while I think about my list. Thats when I am done haggling for room rates for my trip. Anyone from the Macau islands reading my blog, should they be willing to put up with a slightly deranged bipolar majnoon and not in the habit of eating octopuses (long story), please contact me asap.

Here are the 7 people I am giving it to:

Andrew
Szerlem
Mimi
Shilo
Adrianna
Fyn Scarlet Reed
Aimless Wanderer


Update!

If you speak Bahasa Malay or know of anyone who does please mail me – nihilistwaffles[at]gmail[dot]com. Its no scam, seriously. Need some people who can interview folks in that language.

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Would you like to suck on Hitchens’ thumb?

May 19, 2009 · 1 Comment

When comedians flatter the president, they become court jesters, and the country becomes a banana republic. There are probably even people who would wish to misconstrue that last phrase of mine if they felt “sensitive” enough. In which case they can take a number, get on line, and ask to suck my thumb.

 

All the same, you have to admit that Hitchens bellowing like a randy buffalo is just about half as sanctimonius as reading Slate. Which doesn’t bother me because I can now openly declare my love for poofy American “journalism”, Travis and frog print underwear, what with a new found sense of comfort in my own asexuality.
This world is nearing apocalypse anyway.  I heard Aung San Su Kyi is raising a guerrilla army of amphibian Americans and as a direct  result the  usual sense of bonhomie, that is the hallmark of the junta rule in Myanmar,  has pretty much crapped all over itself. This woman is dangerous, they tell us.  She has been telepathically encouraging Americans to perform tasks more laborious than finger acrobatics with a TV remote. She has powers. Pat Robertson must cling  to his throne harder henceforth. This is war. (Of some sort.)
In the meantime, clinical psychology papers are pissing the wind out of me.

Just a little inhouse info about academia, a lot of  seeimgly intelligent stuff they constantly throw in your face, is not half as erudite as it’s perceived to be.
For instance, when some random dweeb declares that he/she is trodding off to a “symposium”, laugh the thorough laughter of a sophist of yore and return his declaration with a “So am I” grin. And then promptly head to the latest strip joint that offers excellent happy hour deals and a dinner buffet for thats what all  real symposiums are technically supposed to be : fleshpots combined with a greasy spoon and bottomless barrels. The original alcoholic sod said so himself.

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Trouble is my middle name

May 19, 2009 · 1 Comment

..And my heart wants pleasure first.

Categories: Musiqa · My Experiments with Fruit

Don’t tell my mother…

May 18, 2009 · 6 Comments

..that I want to bone this guy really bad.

There are these confusing moments in which I don’t quite understand whether I really want to be with Diego Bunuel or just be him.

In my mostly iconoclastic sort of life, this man has had maximum influence on choosing what I do with my time and education. Really.

On the side, I thought I’d write about how blogging will be negligible given my travel plans but the day you have to write a blog post on how you won’t be writing more blog posts, man, that is when you should use the ugly sweater that Aunt Constant Chin Wag gave you, to strangle yourself and cut your losses.

Don’t tell my mother.
Warning: Terrible voiceovers.

UPDATE!

I was flipping through some TV channels now that the old whipping cane (my mother) is getting her BP normalized at my aunt’s place many hundred miles away and I found some interesting stuff.

On a channel dedicated to bringing “world movies” to our cramped Indian living rooms, the subtitles exclude offensive words like “sex” and “booty” but have no problems showing “cunt” (I will wash my keypad with soap and water, I promise) with multiple exclamation points following it’s trail. Wah!

I am dearly hoping for Kris Allen to record a duet with Gabriella Cilmi because I have been singing his version of “Heartless” forever. It’s replaced “Nothing Sweet About Me” as my commute song.

Categories: Adventours · Awesome People · Baba Ganoush · i Heart Diego
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Who hanged Delara Darabi?

May 11, 2009 · 4 Comments

You are forgiven for considering me a right git for even asking this question. We all know who did it. On the surface, we all at least seem to know. But to only acknowledge things swimming on the surface while avoiding inspection of what lies beneath would be akin to steering a ship into the Arctic Basin and not expecting to break to smithereens. It would be stupid and destructive.

A woman in a faraway Rasht prison in Iran is quietly hanged without any notification to her attorney. Minutes before the noose is tightened, she makes frantic phone calls to her parents begging them to save her life. They are unable to and she is executed anyway. She was a teenager when the crime she was (allegedly) party to, was committed. That didn’t matter. She made repeated claims of how her boyfriend had coaxed her into admitting to a crime she may or may not have committed because she was a teen and they expected a “light” punishment. That didn’t matter either. She slashed her wrists while in prison; a cell mate informed the authorities and she was rushed to the hospital and revived, in order to hang her two years later.
She is not the first and most definitely won’t be the last casualty of the brutal trend of child execution.

I read the papers and then put it all away.
How does this affect me? 
I am a self proclaimed nonchalant slacker of sorts sitting and sipping Kiwi flavored ice tea in a Bombay suburb. I enjoy spitting theories and theorems galore. How does this  one incident alter, if at all,  my reality when I can’t seem to see any direct correlation or experience a palpable threat to my life or existence?

How does it conflict with the choices I make as a brown Asian woman in a largely patriarchal world I currently inhabit, professionally and personally, and will continue to do?
I don’t quite know why but I can’t help feel as though some sort of residual guilt is settling in the moistened corners of my throat.
Didn’t we hang her as much as they did?
We, of this gender – born into, chosen, acquired whichever way you may perceive or box it – have been told, since the beginning of Time, that we are born to a set of disadvantages. An entire matrix of reasons that dissuade women from feeling any strength, pride or, god forbid, happiness in their womanhood, exists and increments with a rather obstinate sort of (male engineered) social approval. We are reminded, day in and day out, of how despite appeals, forums, movements, revolutions and discussions – not to mention aggression and violence – we are running at jet speed and yet covering only about fraction of an inch with each sprint. It’s acutely adversative and stamina sapping without yielding any particular, let alone a desirable, result. We haven’t been able to stop them from murdering us.

At the present time though, I wouldn’t want to invest myself in extrapolating dissertations, mine or other people’s, to make an “intelligent” point and escape the core issue. Nor do I want to entertain divisionism that’s sucking the life out of feminist movements in our times. Instead, I will invest myself in examining why some of us are still being hanged, shot, bludgeoned, whipped, burned and defiled in as many ways as is inhumanly possible without so much as a squeak from the larger populace – women. The silence over this death makes me blood-spitting, hair tearing mad. Insanely mad.
I was debating earlier, with a group of hardboiled feminist students and academics, about issues plaguing us and the choices that lay before, of how we needed to regroup to make ourselves heard. Soon enough, there were segements within segments of who identified with what brand of feminism and that proved to be our undoing. Amidst repetitive accusations and false appreciation, I penned a few blame missives we flung at each other like ill-gotten and really cheap nukes.

We are disengaged from the others. We are too taken in by a smugness as lupine and voluptuous as it is precarious. We are cherry picking issues and functioning from within compartments. We are focussing on fringe benefits and are too keen on empty subversion than to be of any particular consequence to the changing pace of the larger women’s rights movement. We are too taken in by academic theorizing without having bothered with grassroots volunteering. We are not talking enough, talking too much, talking to the wrong people and some more.

Scrimmage is possibly the only word to describe this congregation of cultivated, educated, civilized academics.

We still didn’t quite get around to discussing Delara Darabi though she was to be the focal point of this meeting. The kernel of our concerted effort to gather and ponder about our social and gender condition disintegrated and dissipated faster than I could yell Pop tarts!
I came back disillusioned with myself and with them. And with us. Without an answer, of course.
We speak so much, we write an equal amount, we raise our voices frequently and loudly and for all of it I am thankful. Very thankful. However, in this collective dissonance and some times  in the inescapable white noise cosseted within it, the voices seem to  lose their intent and purpose and in the mean time Delara Derabis are hanged, miscarrying mothers-to-be who lose their unborn child in traffic accidents are being dragged to courts and charged for homicide, young mothers are dying in battle zones ensconced in used up hand grenades, girlfriends are getting their faces slashed by broken glass, activists are raped when demands of better sanitary care are made. In short, we are as grossly dehumanized now as ever before while we fail to reach any concrete plan of action. We give up on issues faster than the issues give up on us.
There could be a (cyclical) debate here about how the Darabi murder broaches the broader issue of crimes against humanity, a particular reigion/religion’s inability to be pacifist on any account and whateveritmaybe: I am going to limit (unfortunately) my concern to the fact that this indeed is a feminist issue, a female issue and the issue of a woman treated wrong. The prosecution couldn’t provide with any concrete evidence to support their claims of her being anything more that a witness to a murder that her boyfriend had comitted. Iran also has a young age of eligibility for the death penalty - 15 years for males, and 9 for females and operates a fast-track to the gallows. Tragic as these facts are, they are equally concrete and won’t melt away easily.

 I don’t disagree with capital punishment neither do I exhibit any naievete about the prevalence of   controlled and uncontrolled violence (legalized both) in the world we live in. I do, however, have a very serious problem with regimes executing young girls for crimes they may or may not have committed while an adolescent. A multitude of women, young and old, languish in prisons of Iran without any smidgen of a fair and honest trial in sight.  Such women exist in my country too, as they do in yours. I am not claiming that all of them are unfairly imprisioned or that all of  are denied their woman and human rights. Some of them do manage to study and live as normal a life as the iron bars will allow.  However, most of them are not even blips on our radars. They are forgotten chapters, moth eaten and moldy, the language of their mourning is often in need of an interpreter. The ink in which these stories were written has dripped through pages – of a book left open to bleed in the downpour. Records of their existence are expunged till nothing but empty sheets stare back at us with invisible eyes.
In all their manifest forms and sparkling glory, how frequently do feminisms of the world concern themselves with the suffering of women in prison, especially if these women are brown women?
What kind of access can we provide to them where a just course for presenting their case is made possible?
We can easily become disappointed in the legal systems prevalent in the brown world; disappointment is easy to come by. Law’s purpose is to serve as an enabler and a defender. That often is not the case, since law in a majority of the world has been duly tweaked to bolster those who already are at the helm of all the power available and possible – usually someone white, male and monetarily endowed. Law in action should, technically, not be about power but about strength, it is meant to solidify our faith in the precedent of equality. We can hurl epithets of choice at the impotency of law, its inherent weaknesses when defending those who are not power brokers: people of the Other Gender, Other Class, Other Color. Usually the “other” is annotated as the lesser. We are not lesser. We are not equal, yet. Then where exactly on the curve are we sitting?
Some ignoramuses can counter us by relating incidents of how men and women are equally and constantly abused by the law without discrimination because ultimately the law is blind. Such laughable quacking aside, a very serious issue at hand demands introspection and action: the unjust treatment of women by the law (whether you consider sharia a law is really not a point of argument when a good chunk of the population out there swears by it and falls in it’s jurisdiction).
Every few weeks, months, years a story surfaces about a woman hanged, assaulted, tortured in a prison in some “godforsaken” part of the world. This is usually followed by tiny mutinous waves in the respective spheres of academia and media. Each uses the female tragedy as a suitable bait to further its own cause/s – sometimes they show limited concern to the female cause - but mostly the parallel discussions are not even so ancillary to our predicament or treatment or, shudder shudder, status. No real antidotes are worked upon. We remain unsafe, unprotected and open to harm, give or take a few freshly minted book deals for the newly styled prophets of modern feminisms. We, the ordinary ones, don’t really get much further towards the end of it.

You are not safe if they continue to hang more Delara Darabis. You must never let that thought perish.

Categories: Feminism Etc. · Sadness · The Law(less) of the Land
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Fisting for Christians

May 7, 2009 · 8 Comments

Any comment would be totally redundant.

Categories: Baba Ganoush · Religious Plague · WTF
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I have lovely friends

May 7, 2009 · 3 Comments

I just received a heartfelt email from doctor friend (a suitable quack by all standards)  who was packed off to Jerusalem recently.

Hi,

Arrived a week ago. Limbs still intact. Sorry for not mailing earlier, they keep bombing internet cafes and my laptop was stolen upon arrival along with all my pants. Pants I can do without;  a computer is a basic necessity.

These people are quite violent and for a moment I thought I was back with the Mormons or at least in some part of Midwest.

Weather is not entirely unpleasant. Occasional shelling aside.

Had a question for you and Ram (another mendicant), from all your educational pursuits, did you ever gather any evidence of Jesus giggling?
Am I insulting the Catholics if I make Jesus giggling jokes? Or can I pin it on actual anthropological evidence later?

Just curious.

Let me know.

Love,
B

Categories: Awesome People · Baba Ganoush · My Experiments with Fruit
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Some kind of an update/ Hustler Butler

May 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I work with imbeciles. Mating otters are better company than this lot.
Anyway, I am going to Boracay islands.

News is getting perplexing.

A Royal butler was caught watching pornography on his laptop just moments after laying out afternoon tea for the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh at their Sandringham estate in Norfolk, according to reports

This is a scandal indeed. Who goes to Norfolk these days?

Royalty puzzles me.

UPDATE!
From Youtube comment board for a hip hop song

“95% of teenagers would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.
Copy and paste this if your the 5% that would scream “JUMP MOTHERFUCKERS!”
I am. I am. I am.
So, I copy pasted.

Categories: Newsance

Because we are often viewed as a bunch of champion bores

May 4, 2009 · 5 Comments

Here goes:

Q: How does a Bengali send a rose to the moon?
A: By way of Gulab-jaa-moon.

Q: You are  stranded in a boat, in the middle of a stream, with 2 cigarettes and nothing else. You really want a quick smoke but have no matches. How do you go about it?
A: Throw one of the ciggies in the water, the boat immediately becomes “lighter“.

Q: Who turned Ganesh into Anesh?
A: Kailash Kher. “Tere naam se “G” loon.”

Q: What is the antonym of “Akshay Kumar”?
A: Akshay KO MAT MAAR!

Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai? (What is the name of Jackie Chan’s mother- in- law?)
A: D Cold (Chain ki saans)


And that’s how, dear friends, we get through Rorty’s Philosophy and Mirror to Nature.

Note: I can’t detail the cultural subversion here.  If you are not a parson of Indian origin, I am afraid you won’t fully grasp the brilliance of this kind of subtle humor.

 

UPDATE!

More Bolly love.

Tell us the name of the hindi movie ditty  we have picked this lovely lyric from.

“Zihaal-e-miskeen mukon ba-ranjish, bahaal-e-hijra bechara dil hai”

If you do manage without resorting to cheap tricks like google et al, we will share a bottle of Absinthe with you.

Categories: Mumbaiyya Ishtyle

A rose by any name

May 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

…will still be half as attractive as lilies and daisies.

People often try to correct my name for me and remind me of the Arabian Nights is a manner so sappy, I want to put an axe to their head. Here is the deal, curs, it is not Scheherezade. It is Scherezade.
The entirety of it is Scherezade Sanchita Sinha Njide.
Sheh-Reh-Zaa-Dey/ Sun-chih-tuh/Sihn-Huh/Nih-jih-dey

The male progenitor was a Puerto Rican of Lebanese, Native American and Egyptian heritage.
The female progenitor is of Bengali and Bihari lineage with some amount of Allahabad thrown in.
Hope that rests the confusion.

p.s.: Don’t effin ask me how to say “I love you” in Bangla or Spanish. I will hit you.

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